... Dio recounts an Trade among Elagabalus as well as the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his physicians to offer him the equal of a girl's vagina by means of a surgical incision.